Just for fun, and since Halloween is this weekend, here are some famous and funny tombstone quotes for you to enjoy!
Here lies Clyde
Whose life was full
Until he tried
To milk a bull
EZEKIEL PEASE
Pease is not here,
Only his pod
He shelled out his Peas
And went to his God
Here lies cold and hard
The last cat that pooped in my yard.
Here lies the body of
MARGARET BENT
She kicked up her heels
And away she went
In memory of
ANNA HOPEWELL
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death
by a banana
It wasn't the fruit
that laid her low
But the skin of the thing
that made her go
HERE LIES
a man named Zeke
Second fastest draw
in Cripple Creek
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